I have another domain. Its way more personal than this blog but I'll still leave it open to the public anyway. I'll throw in an invisible counter to check who's been cleverly googling it and snooping around. Hints: Pulling undergarments.

I will never abandon this blog though!

By now, I'm sure all of Hayley William's die hard fans would heard about a picture circulating around like wild fire. With all due and respect, with tits or no tits exposed, no matter what, she is still as amazing as ever. Although now everytime there's a mere mention of the name Hayley, I will think of her boobs. Thank you very much internet and specifically, Mister Shee Shee. Having your screen name named after urine is gay.

Shee shee: Wee, I saw this fucking funny photo of Bob!
Howie: Show me!
Shee shee: Gives me a link, tricking me into thinking that the photo was Bob, which ends up being that circulated Hayley's photo.
Howie: Oh my fucking god! Chee bye!!!!
Shee shee: What the fuck! They are nipples! Now what? You can't differentiate between chee byes and nipples?!

For a moment there, I wonder how you sex-driven maniacs just sit down in front of your computer and watch porn all day long. I just don't get the pleasure considering that I've never ever tried watching porn all my life. And my spidey senses are telling me that I'll be one lonely old virgin 50 years down the row. Oh well. My hormones will evolve one day.

I think I might be getting my drum kit in a month! I can't wait to cover up my room walls with egg trays lookalike sponges. And hang paper cranes all over my room. And plaster certain parts of my walls with photos of me and my best friends. And my besties could jam in my room and we would make a perfect acoustic trio. Sigh. Yunqian is probably chilling out in the hotel at Vietnam by now. Bon voyage Phuong.

I can't wait for the intensive band practices. Just 13 more days to Soundscape!

Kenneth and I decided to pop by Syafiqah’s place before she leaves for Paris at 9pm tonight for one whole week. We just had a short conference with her before she entered the plane. Bon voyage!

→ Morning band practices from Monday till Wednesday from 9am till 11.30am. We get to skip lessons in between the mornings! It doesn't spare us from even more band practices in the afternoon though.
→ I had the most tensed truth or dare game ever in my life with Clarisa, Devi, Hail, Irfan, Ruhsyaidi, Danial, Martin, Darian and Haikal last Tuesday.
→ Tutor session with Mr Derrick last Tuesday and yesterday. We're gonna play two ensemble pieces for the concert. And we finally have the train whistle! But it costed Miss Jama a hefty $150.
→ Had PTM as well yesterday. My results were whorerible. But hooray for the June holidays!
→ Percussion outing on Saturday before Syafiqah leaves for Paris on Sunday for a week.
→ John Tempesta's clinic tour with Kenneth, Danish, Kai Wen and Reshi on Tuesday. I am especially stoked for this one. I checked out his videos on Youtube and he was fucking amazing.
→ I think I'm gonna take more pictures over the holidays especially during band practices to spice up this blog a little. Together with me and my mum's lao pok pink camera, we are one unbeatable duo.
→ I don't get why I'm using arrows.

Ending this post off with the only picture I took this week:



LOL.

Yesterday, I was late for school for the 6th time even though I tried dodging through the traffic like a shinobi just to catch my usual bus and ended up missing it. We had this sexuality talk about HIV/AIDS during assembly and there were powerpoint slides with explicit pictures of infected genitals. I know right. I am traumatized and I'll never get myself a boyfriend all in the name of infected penises and pussies. I faced the wrath of almighty Tang and had to be suspended in school after the talk for the first time of my life because I slept through english class like a bad ass yesterday. Just for that sole 5 minutes. Big bummer. During band practice, Kenneth, Danish and I were reading a classic storybook that Syafiqah borrowed from the library, particularly pages with a sex scene in them. Those pages made the boys so excited that our music scores wouldn't even turn them on anymore.

Today, Ruhsyaidi was probably the 3rd person during these past few weeks who approached me whether I would like to be part his band with him, Irfan, Danial and Hail. And today was the 2nd sequel to the sex education programme which was really an eye opener. Mdm Khatijah was so blunt. She even did the mastubating motion with an invisible dick infront of her after Sharifah Nor'ain asked her about it. I met up with Sharifah Hanisah, Syafiqah, Wedding, Kenneth, Danish and Kendrick after school for some orgasmic bubble tea before we headed back to school for band. I love my percussion section. The day I step down from band and the percussion section will be the day I carve up my own tombstone.

Just wanted to update you guys about what has been going oh about for the past couple of days. I have band practice every single day! I am super, super stoked for the concert. I'm searching for a percussion ensemble piece online right now, requested from our new percussion tutor Mr Derrick who came on Tuesday. Its the guy which happened to play the cajon during Ms Akari's recital. And Ms Akari left for Japan the very day that Mr Derrick came. We'll never, ever have our practices together, eat roti prata or long john slver after our practice and talk about cheating men ever again...

Chee bye. Everyone is gonna skim through all of the chunky paragraphs. That's why I've never liked blogging sometimes. You don't need a report about your general existence anyway. Unless you're my parents. And they wouldn't be too happy with all of the sexual reference I've came up with in the blog. Don't worry papa and mama. The sight of dicks doesn't turn me on one bit.

Shuqun Wind Orchestra presents: SOUNDSCAPE.
Held at Victoria Concert Hall at 12th June 2010, 7.30pm.
Tickets are going at $12!
Contact me at howieketchum@hotmail.com if you want to get the tickets! Because it just tastes better. ~ Burger King

Please support!

During art class today, Sharifah and I doodled this mind blowing compilation of Wheel Of Fortune, hang man and Pokemon drawings (Self-explanatory) and I daresay that we, Shuqun Secondary School secondary 3 art fucking students who are about to take our 'N' levels next year, is indeed the best ever drawing duo buddies you'll ever see:





.....Or not.

Webcam photos over the weekend except for one occasion which I went out with Mr. S to just busk along the streets down at town and eating crunchy cheesy bites pizza for dinner.

Getting back our mid year examinations papers tomorrow and its gonna be downright whorerible. All I ever wanted is to get the fuck out of this school but I'll face the biggest setback of my life - leaving the school band and the percussion section. Just two more weeks till the holidays before I can break free from that mind fucking ordeal.

Guess which parents forgot to pay up their internet bills? Mine!

I've been going to the library and significantly became more and more intelligent by reading sexually explicit books that Kenneth and Danish picked out, sucking long cheesy hot dogs after A4 bought one for me, working out in the gym, confiding with each other during long bus rides and playing Wii and Carrom at Kenneth's house - all with the best ever percussion section in the world and Wedding. No big business during this short hiatus except for the mid-year examinations bit which I really painstakingly studied for. Or not. Meh. Sleepover at piggity piggity pig's place tonight since there's no more paper tomorrow. This is a pretty abbreviated, cramped and fucked up post. My name is Howie May and I like the feeling where you feel like the heavy bass is penetrating your soul, maybe because you were repetitively stomped on the bass pedal too hard like a mother fucking fat godzilla or maybe coz you went some hardcore concert. You know that feeling? I miss going for concerts. Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh.

I do not intend at any cost to turn into an even bigger sloth this year.
Yet all I did during the weekends was sleeping in, pigging out, painting and opening way too many tabs on my internet explorer till they completely jammed up the system like a beast.