Just had english, mother tongue, maths, chemistry and physics common test this week. All of them was manageably bearable except chinese. Took 10 minutes to fill up all the MCQs and slept for the next 40 minutes during my chinese paper. I fuckin' ditched the comprehensions and felt like the most glorious fag in the universe. Social studies left to go! Have a good, beastly day everyone.

Photos from my birthday weekend with long, whiny captions.
Have fun loading the photos and jamming your computer up!

Band practice on Saturday:



Satish's quotation of the day, "Eating prata for lunch when you're desperate!"



Kenneth asked us, "What if one day you're eating lunch with the person you like. You ate a chicken, choked on the chicken bone, it went inside your lungs and it got stuck there. You only have a few seconds to live. What will you do to the person you like?" Kenrick reply was: "Pull her panty, put super glue on my finger, finger into her chee bye, squeeze the breast until very tight, kiss her."

Imagine the torment I had to go through after they re-enacted the final death pose...

















I have the funniest compilation of Naruto... I mean, er, Kenneth's photos in my folders. Rasengan!!!!



First the drumsticks and now the super glue. Danish newly discovered fetish for inserting things into Kai Wen's anal. Gay fags.

Feast and movie night with my besties after band practice:



Yunqian baked this cake for me for my birthday. It was her first virgin try on baking a cake. And everything she did for me was impromptu lor. And Vivian got me a book! Its called "An essential guide to Singlish" lulz. I love my best friends so much.





My name Phuong go sucka noodle.





Removing the black ink from the squid with Viv digging her thumb into the head for the steamboat and BBQ we're about to have halfway through watching Paranormal Activity. Paranormal Activity was cheesy by the way. But the ending caught me off guard like fook yez.



After all the defrosting, cleaning, setting up the asian looking plates and bowls that every asian household has... We finally had dinner!





Vivian's distorted face. Naise.





Science Centre with Cassandra, Huili, Joey and Geraldyn today:



Om nom nom.



This was supposed to be an illusion but look at Cassandra and the mirror.



The competition to see who has the loudest roar.









We're like the only asians in the Omni Theatre. I'm proud to be local even though my english teacher mistook me as a foreigner. Chee bye...







Watched a movie documentary on bears. At first whenever there was an aerial take over the nice scenery, all of us were very fascinated and felt like we were flying. And after awhile... We instantly got bored. The most exciting part has to be the part where the bear and wolf started fighting. It was like I was fighting with Yunqian! Lulz.



The short ice glacier simulator ride was tense!



For Cassandra.



For the older paedophiles.











Our favourite hang out in the Science Centre.



Paper clip stud for your tongue piercing anyone?

Few minutes after this photo was taken, I saw Hutch from Numbnuts at Macdonalds and he walked passed our table. Apparently according to his tweets, he was going for the Body World exhibition. Like yeah.

And back at home after the long day out:



My 3rd birthday cake from Bengawan Solo! The first was actually some small little 50 cents butter cake bought by Kai Wen which was shared among the percussion section. The one that kinda looks like kueh lapis except that it was in a yellow marble design? What the fuck nevermind. Only Pokemon Masters will understand.

And... We hung around in the Boys Toilet for awhile after eating the cake and ran back to the band room like ninjas because the mosquito repellent was all over the place. I know right.





My little brother is probably like, "Ohai. My name is Miley Cyrus!!!!!!"

Howie fuckin' Ketchum from Pallet Town is a birthday beast today. Happy 15th birthday to me! People who have left me all the birthday messages in the name of technology, I cannot emphasise how truly grateful and indebted I feel right now, especially the percussion section and my besties who've celebrated my birthday with me today. You guys are fucking amazing! I'll post up some pictures by tomorrow!!

Met Heri after band practice and had dinner at Macdonalds. He got me a card in green and a pair of Zildjian drumsticks for my birthday. I love my best, best mate to infinity and beyond!!!! And thank you for all the advance birthday messages! You guys are fucking amazing. My besties are coming over for some nifty BBQ at my place after my band practice tomorrow. So stoked.

So yeah. Just one more day to my birthday!

65daysofstatic is performing at the Esplanade on the 13th of March by the way. They're like one of my favourite post-rock bands ever! Just a couple of problems: I'm not legal and I have Sec 3 camp. Where's Mr Snugglebumpkins again?

I've been going to IMM and eating Long John Silver with the usual gang for the past few days. So orgasmic. 2 more days to my birthday on a band practice day and its probably gonna suck till my besties come over to my place when I get home. I rather be jacking off during band practices because the reason which may be deemed "crap" is gonna be censored away from fags reading my blog thank you very much.

I feel like deleting this blog off or move over to a new, private domain. Smell you guys later.